Do you hate school? I know I hate it. For me, it can become very boring. Having been in school for 10 years I know a few things that you can do to spice-up the long days at school. Making your teacher hate you will make school twice as fun as it was before.
It will probably get you suspended and make your fail the grade, but it will certainly be worth it. The three things you need to do to destroy a student teacher relationship are to be disrespectful to the teacher, coming to class unprepared and to act stupid in the classroom. The first step in destroying a student-teacher relationship is to be disrespectful to the teacher. Be sure to come to class 10 minutes late, and bang on the door franticly. When the teacher asks you why you are late be sure to give her the stupidest excuse you can think of.
This reaction will surly aggravate her. As class resumes be sure to talk loudly to your classmates when the teacher is giving instructions for the lesson. As she yells at you make sure you deny ever talking and tell her that she is losing her mind. When the teacher tells you to go to the office, (and this is guaranteed to happen) remember to swear loudly as you slowly open the door. As you leave slam the door as hard as you can.
This will “put the icing on the cake.” The second step in destroying a student-teacher relationship is by coming to class unprepared. Be sure that you never bring your books to class. As the teacher asks your were they are, quickly steal someone else’s. The teacher will then yell at you and tell you to return the stolen books to the rightful owner. As the class gets to work, ask the class loudly if the have a pen or a piece of paper that you can borrow.
Then tell the teacher that it’s her fault that you do not have a pen. when the class hands in their homework, tell the teacher that your dog ate your work, , and that she should extend the due date or you will tell the principal that she is favoring the certain classmates. This will make her hate you immensely. Finally the key to destroying a student-teacher relationship is to act stupid in class. Make sure when you are in class you don’t do any work, and when the teacher asks why, tell her that you don’t know how to do that work and that its to complicated for your grade level. When you receive projects be sure to openly plagiarize everything.
This will cause her to yell at you and give you a zero. When you do tests and quizzes write only your name on all of them, and then hand them in. if you really want to get the pissed, rip up all tests and quizzes into tiny pieces and then proceed to throw all the pieces onto the floor. Be sure to refuse to clean it up when she yells at you. When you refuse there will be consequences, but it will certainly be worth the punishment. Ultimately one can easily destroy a student-teacher relationship by being disrespectful, coming to class unprepared and by acting stupid while in class.
After destroying your relationship with your teacher you will soon realize that it was actually worth it. As you destroy this relationship you will have fun and you will be the talk of the school. After destroying this relationship you to will be able to train other classmates on how to have some fun while attending school. Now that you know how to destroy this relationship you will like school more than ever, and you will have twice as much fun. Enjoy school now that you have the know-how to have some real fun.