NO-NONSENSE PERSONALITY INVENTORY (NNP I) For each of the items, answer: Like Me (L), Somewhat Like Me (S), or Not Like Me (N).
1. I salivate at the sight of mittens. 2. At times I am afraid that my toes will fall off. 3.
As an infant, I had very few hobbies. 4. Some people look at me in a funny way. 5.
I often use the word ‘feh.’ 6. Spinach often makes me feel alone. 7. Sometimes I steal objects like medicine balls and aviaries. 8.
Dirty stories make me sneeze. 9. Cousins are not to be trusted. 10. Other people’s warts don’t make me self-conscious.
11. Sometimes I think someone is trying to take over my stomach. 12. I often think I am a special agent of Fidel Castro. 13. I become homicidal when people try to reason with me.
14. I like to eat jellybean sandwiches. 15. My teeth sometimes leave my body. 16. Plaid stamps are better than green stamps.
17. Recently I have been getting shorter. 18. I think I would like the work of a hummingbird. 19.
I have always been disturbed by the size of Lincoln’s ears. 20. I often repeat myself. 21.
I often repeat myself. 22. Most of the time I go to sleep without saying goodbye. 23.
Bubble gum makes me sweat. 24. I believe that I smell as good as most people. 25.
Most people stay in the bathtub until they look like a raisin. 26. Constantly losing my underwear doesn’t bother me. 27. It is hard for me to talk when there is a cockroach around. 28.
I believe that halitosis is better than no breath at all. 29. I believe in life after birth. 30.
Weeping brings tears to my eyes. 31. Watching cartoons make me hungry for scramble eggs. 32.
Some songs make me burp. 33. I like painting pictures of wallpaper. 34.
I like to put chameleons on plaid cloth. 35. I never seem to finish whatever I… 1.